I'm Taycie. I'm 20. This is the most lovely blog because it is dedicated to the greatest band that ever lived, My Chemical Romance. I also post a shit ton of Supernatural and Sherlock so if you're into that too, good for you. :))

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

erica-alexxis:

Quite possibly the best couple in history.

ghostimg:

all of u crappin on the miss manga mascara bcos it has an embarrassing name but have u even tried it bcos i can 100% guarantee that it will be the best u have eva had


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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

listoflifehacks:

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baby: c-c, c, c
mother: cat? cup? cookie? what are you trying to say?
baby: *coughs*
mother:
baby: i gOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU
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