I have reblogged this at least a thousand times
the undoing of mankind
M̸̡̮ͦ̅̀̀̎͊͟Ỵ̼̗ͣ͐̇̕͟ ̂̊ͨͫ̇ͭ̀̕͏̻̗͎̜̹̼V͍̠̰̲̠̻̲̟̝ͤͤ͌͗͠O̮̘̘̾͢İ̹̩̜̩̙̻͈͊̎ͣͦ̃̏̏C̷̭̼̞͕͍̲̭̞̣͐ͬͤͯͮẼ̸͇̮̤̞̟͕̼͍̇͑̇̈́̏ͤ͐̑̀̕ ̷̯̻͕̞̞̻̗͓͛͆̽̄͐̊I̴̡͇̞̒ͩ͗ͣS̴̜̫̯̹̬̽͂̐̉͐͛͋͢͞ ͎̫͉͍̰̖͉̽̒ͅHͩ̊͒̿͐ͭ́̂ͥ̀͝҉̮̗͈Ḭ͖̲̟ͭ̂ͤ̅͊̿̎͗̐͟ͅG̫̠̫̝̹̬̙ͦ̒̐H͇ͯͬ͊E̤̳͌̔̔̇R̡̺̾ ̣̟̭̘̫̞̱̹̄͛̏Ṫ̇̄͊̿͏̭̗̖͕̩̕H̬̙̅ͨẠ̛̝̳̽̏ͧͦͫ̌͘͝Nͪ͐ͩ͋ͯͫ̐̍҉͉͎͖͓͟ ̡̝̠̺̰̰̰͍̂̓̾̽̋̔͞͞Y̭ͭ͂ͮͦ̏ͣ͆Ȍ̬͉ͣ̃̀̕͘Ŭ̙̣͔͛̆ͨ͘R̲͉̲̩͈͈̟͋͛ͦ̎ͫͅ ̸͔̣͓̹̳̟̹̘̐̂͌͠͠V̹̠̻̞̳ͯͣ̎̉͢O̧̡ͦ͛̑ͭ͐͊̚҉̮̮I͉͉̣̭̘͆͆̋̂̈́ͥ̑ͨ́C̷̡̳̩̘̫̦̖̮͊ͪ̔ͩ̋͂͡ͅĔ̸͇̠̪͔̘̤̖̥ͫ̋ͮ̅̾͑ͥ͟
at the point where they just start solidly screaming at one another i lose it every time
you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.
if ur not ray toro pls go away
In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.
Slow clap for the Merthur fandom
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
american horror story: mcr fandom
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’